by Retatrutide: The Diet That Works Too Well
Vivienne’s Diary: Thin, Single and Absolutely Fine
Brought to you from the sunlit catastrophe that is my life, with support from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat.
Right. So. I’ve been on this new injection for three weeks. I have lost four pounds, one boyfriend, and all interest in the biscuit aisle. Genuinely cannot tell which loss is most devastating. The biscuits, probably.
What the Drug Does to Your Desires
The Retatrutide and romance problem is real and it is happening in my flat in Hackney. I used to find Marcus quite appealing. Now I find him mildly inconvenient, like a slow wifi connection or a printer that only works when you don’t need it.
I met someone at the gym on Thursday. He was lovely. I felt absolutely nothing except mild gratitude that he moved away from the squat rack. Progress, perhaps. According to The Guardian’s health desk, appetite suppression can affect emotional bonding. I read this while eating exactly four almonds and feeling nothing.
My home page is here if you want more of this energy, and yes, I am single, thinner, and absolutely open to suggestions.
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